My American friend
    Tells me how great he is.
My Indian friend
    Tells me how pure he is.
My Canadian friend
    Tells me how tolerant he is.
My English friend
    Tells me how intelligent he is.
My Scottish friend
    Tells me how friendly he is.
My Puerto Rican friend
    Tells me how soft he is.
My Irish friend
    Tells me how energetic he is.
My Swedish friend
    Tells me how visionary he is.
My Swiss friend
    Tells me how solid he is.
My French friend
    Tells me how polite he is.
My Japanese friend
    Tells me how sincere he is.
Needless to say, they all
    Tell the truth,
Of course, their own version
    Of the truth.